Thursday, April 29, 2010

Pick Up a Book Once in Awhile - w4m - 28

I guess I am looking for someone that is not a complete idiot. If you replace the letter "s" with a "z," don't bother talking to me. Know the difference between there, their and they're. I don't want to hear about your sexual prowess and all of the things you don't know what to do with it. I don't mean to come off as bitter in this posting, but I have spent the last hour trying to hold back an aneurysm while I read through people's profiles. I am just looking to email or talk at first.

P.S. Spell check, people. The computer does it for you.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

I drew boyfriend aggro :( - w4m

Relationship over. Don't date non-gamers, they don't get it!!! So. SWF seeks SWM GAMER, preferably WoW (so we can play together). Aside from the game I enjoy biking, bowling, road trips and hopefully a good love life. You know if he was good, I'd have logged, amirite?! Anyway. I am hwp, d/d free and would want the same of you. Prefer nonsmoker but it's not a deal breaker.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Calling All Bad Boys - w4m - 21

I'm looking for some dirty guys that have done some very dirty things. Lets share our stories and if we hit it off then lets meet and make some new one of our own. I am very turned on by guys that have done very crazy and off the wall things.

Here are examples of what i want:
If you fucked your friends mom
If you fucked your moms friend
If your a young guy that fucked your old aunt
If you fucked your gf or wifes mom
Those are just a few examples.
Anything very wild and off the wall.

Nerdy girl seeking nerdy boy - 24

Hi,

I'm 24, 5'5, about 135lbs. I like video games, sci-fi shows, going out to dinner, killing zombies, reading comics, and having fun sex.

I am a WoW player! Some of you may recognize me from Blizzcon 2008 where I cosplayed as a Harpy.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Let's hang out - w4m - 21

I just want someone not old or no offense but a "gross mexican gangst'a" to hang out with. I have my own place where we can hang out at and watch movies or order a pizza, have a couple beers. Yeah so if this appeals to you sweet! if not then whatever shove it. K thanks and if you want a pic I'll need one first.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

LQQKING FOR SMALL DICK - w4m - 24

Hey Guys!

I'm a girl that loves small dicks! The smaller the better. If you think you got what I want please hit me up with some pics and let's talk.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

2 girls looking for 2 guys with a bromance...

We are two very cute best friends who would like 2 guys with a bromance who are kinda cute, kinda sexy, hilariously funny but not funny looking who like to play video games and are both a bit of a nerd. We are also nerds and like to play video games. We are very fun and super hilarious but we always find ourselves bored here in fresno and seem to end up going home alone. We are not just looking for sex so dont waste our time with questions of threesomes and if you and your roommate are just looking to get laid move on if you send a pic of your dick you will be deleted so dont even bother. I am white with dark brown hair and blue eyes and curvy, she is mexican with brown hair and brown eyes also curvy. If you and your friend are interested send a pic and you will get ours. Can't wait...